Watch where you’re walking, turd klaxon is sounding.
Take your dog to the vets. After you’ve cleaned up its shit!!!!
Scooter or pushchair wheels? Either way it’s by the school.
Horse? Not sure they’re covered by the dog turd rules but that’s still a whopper
Turd pancake! Marvellous. More rain please!!!
Step 1: ensure your dog turds whilst walking along to cover as wide an area as possible.
Two flies already! Holy shit batman!!!
Cunningly hidden with leaves, just ready for someone to walk through. Thanks you shit human being!
This little gathering comes with a spooky white covering. PERHAPS IT SCARED THE OWNER FROM CLEARING IT UP…
Oh lord the flies, the flies!!