St Albans Turds

May 19

Juicy. Right by the part kids cut across on their scooters too. Classy.

Juicy. Right by the part kids cut across on their scooters too. Classy.

May 12

Nobody on our street has a dog. This is foreign invader shit. Repellent

Nobody on our street has a dog. This is foreign invader shit. Repellent

May 06

Maybe I should do a feature on turd bags. This ones had the treatment from a council sit on lawn mower.

Maybe I should do a feature on turd bags. This ones had the treatment from a council sit on lawn mower.

Note to dog owners: turds go here. If graffiti artists can find it, so can you.

Note to dog owners: turds go here. If graffiti artists can find it, so can you.

May 05

What takes longer to wash away, a turd or a turd in a plastic sack?

If you own a dog it apparently robs you of the power of discernment.

What takes longer to wash away, a turd or a turd in a plastic sack?

If you own a dog it apparently robs you of the power of discernment.

Apr 28

To the tune of the stranglers classic:

Green and brown,
Texture like shit,
Always a frown,
With stinky brown…

To the tune of the stranglers classic:

Green and brown, Texture like shit, Always a frown, With stinky brown…

Apr 24

The people maintaining the electricity substation understandably didn’t like the turd dumping that was going on. Unfortunately their response was to dump it all outside. It’s too early for the swarm of bluebottles but for the love of sanity, have some common decency and don’t dump your dog shit like this.

The people maintaining the electricity substation understandably didn’t like the turd dumping that was going on. Unfortunately their response was to dump it all outside. It’s too early for the swarm of bluebottles but for the love of sanity, have some common decency and don’t dump your dog shit like this.

Apr 14

Does it count as picking up the mess if you bag it and then chuck it over a wall into an electricity substation? I think not!!!!

Does it count as picking up the mess if you bag it and then chuck it over a wall into an electricity substation? I think not!!!!

Apr 11

It’s almost as if fine weather means you can’t take a turd back when you’re out in the sunshine.

It’s almost as if fine weather means you can’t take a turd back when you’re out in the sunshine.

Feb 17

Well loved by the look of it!

Well loved by the look of it!