Dog owners in St Albans are rubbish and let their dogs crap everywhere. I’ve decided to photograph the offending items to shame the idiots.Tumblr (3.0; @stalbansturds)http://stalbansturds.co.uk/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luc2aq3RPZ1qcphq3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Watch where you’re walking, turd klaxon is sounding.</p>http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/12506682188http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/12506682188Tue, 08 Nov 2011 08:30:26 +0000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luc27ouFSE1qcphq3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Take your dog to the vets. After you’ve cleaned up its shit!!!!</p>http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/12506657011http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/12506657011Tue, 08 Nov 2011 08:28:36 +0000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnuv8zoFR1qcphq3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Scooter or pushchair wheels? Either way it’s by the school.</p>http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/11942226845http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/11942226845Wed, 26 Oct 2011 07:47:32 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsxycrK2Mw1qcphq3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Horse? Not sure they’re covered by the dog turd rules but that’s still a whopper</p>http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/11347436870http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/11347436870Wed, 12 Oct 2011 08:05:15 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrlsdes4Jc1qcphq3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Turd pancake! Marvellous. More rain please!!!</p>http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/10270552356http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/10270552356Fri, 16 Sep 2011 07:51:14 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpllz4pPvP1qcphq3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Step 1: ensure your dog turds whilst walking along to cover as wide an area as possible.</p>http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/8637356970http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/8637356970Mon, 08 Aug 2011 08:25:52 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lod4n8fvpz1qcphq3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Two flies already! Holy shit batman!!!</p>http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/7644502900http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/7644502900Fri, 15 Jul 2011 07:57:08 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnjia7bFLH1qcphq3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Cunningly hidden with leaves, just ready for someone to walk through. Thanks you shit human being!</p>http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/7038150687http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/7038150687Wed, 29 Jun 2011 08:03:27 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmrqxhcd181qcphq3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This little gathering comes with a spooky white covering. PERHAPS IT SCARED THE OWNER FROM CLEARING IT UP…</p>http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/6515551922http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/6515551922Tue, 14 Jun 2011 08:17:27 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llgbbwgaEA1qcphq3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh lord the flies, the flies!!</p>http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/5640153399http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/5640153399Thu, 19 May 2011 17:33:13 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llgb9lZeox1qcphq3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Juicy. Right by the part kids cut across on their scooters too. Classy.</p>http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/5640123892http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/5640123892Thu, 19 May 2011 17:31:57 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll2p5gIoc51qcphq3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Nobody on our street has a dog. This is foreign invader shit. Repellent</p>http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/5416385203http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/5416385203Thu, 12 May 2011 09:05:28 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lks956vToW1qcphq3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Maybe I should do a feature on turd bags. This ones had the treatment from a council sit on lawn mower.</p>http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/5246401896http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/5246401896Fri, 06 May 2011 17:43:39 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkricrWbuZ1qcphq3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Note to dog owners: turds go here. If graffiti artists can find it, so can you.</p>http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/5238628577http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/5238628577Fri, 06 May 2011 08:05:02 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkpmn0Gwdb1qcphq3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What takes longer to wash away, a turd or a turd in a plastic sack?</p> <p>If you own a dog it apparently robs you of the power of discernment.</p>http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/5212945908http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/5212945908Thu, 05 May 2011 07:42:24 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkdfyimcmu1qcphq3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>To the tune of the stranglers classic:</p> <p>Green and brown, Texture like shit, Always a frown, With stinky brown…</p>http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/5014855681http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/5014855681Thu, 28 Apr 2011 17:46:39 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk5963rOBj1qcphq3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The people maintaining the electricity substation understandably didn’t like the turd dumping that was going on. Unfortunately their response was to dump it all outside. It’s too early for the swarm of bluebottles but for the love of sanity, have some common decency and don’t dump your dog shit like this.</p>http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/4889922801http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/4889922801Sun, 24 Apr 2011 07:39:26 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljnl5sHh1v1qcphq3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Does it count as picking up the mess if you bag it and then chuck it over a wall into an electricity substation? I think not!!!!</p>http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/4610538193http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/4610538193Thu, 14 Apr 2011 18:41:00 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljh7tzUtM11qcphq3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s almost as if fine weather means you can’t take a turd back when you’re out in the sunshine.</p>http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/4517911091http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/4517911091Mon, 11 Apr 2011 08:08:08 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgr4d36VY01qcphq3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Well loved by the look of it!</p>http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/3341802350http://stalbansturds.co.uk/post/3341802350Thu, 17 Feb 2011 07:48:39 +0000